The Top 10 reasons why a handgun is better than a woman

#10 - You can trade an old .44 for two
new .22s.





#9 - You can keep one handgun at home and have another for

when you're on the road.





#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, and tell him so, he

will probably let you try it out a few times.





#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you have a

backup.





#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you're out of

ammo.





#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.





#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.





#3 - A handgun doesn't ask "Do these new grips make me look

fat?"





#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you

use it.





AND THE NUMBER ONE WAY THAT A HANDGUN IS BETTER THAN A

WOMAN . . . You can buy a silencer for a handgun.